Lessons From Bollywood: How To Deal With Daddy Issues

Abhishek Bachchan and Amitabh Bachchan in Paa.

Never allow your kid to think he’s a big boy around you.

Fatima Sana Shaikh and Kamal Haasan in Chachi 420.

Assume the appearance of an old, affectionate nanny to stay close to your kid even if there’s a good chance she’ll prefer it to your original self.