Lessons From Bollywood: How To Deal With Daddy Issues

Deepika Padukone, Irrfan Khan, Amitabh Bachchan and Sajal Bhattacharya in Piku.

Ensure your daughter stays trim by bringing up your bowel movements and killing her appetite every single time you two sit down for a meal.

Anupam Kher and Shah Rukh Khan in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge.

Celebrate your son’s abysmal graduation results with champagne, especially if Yash Raj is paying for it.